David's Daily Diversions

What's in a Name?

In a move to further separate this country from his history, values, traditions, and form of government, the Government is renaming things. It has announced that it will be changing the name of the Crown Prosecution Service to the Public Prosecution Service. This follows on the changing of the Her Majesty's Prison Service to the National Offender Management Service.

The Constitutional Affairs spokesman for the Conservative Party noted, "It is all part of an increasingly obvious agenda to remove the Crown from everything. The government thinks Downing Street is on top of the pile and the world can follow suit."

This is further evidence of Tony's desire to be a president rather than a prime minister. He does not like the fact that he is not the Head of State.