September 14, 2004

The Blaine Truth about the End of the World

It just sort crept up on me. Like a foolish virgin, I've been caught totally unaware. The end is here. Thankfully I have been informed by email just in time. I hope you will all thank me that I've passed this on to you:

In the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit!
Dear fathers and brothers in the Christ, bless me!
Lord ours Jesus Christ has opened the person of the antichrist.
It is american wizard David Blaine, which was born in 1973.
Per 30 years, after the ending of the false post in October 19, 2003
he began service as a false messias of Judah. In 2006 he will be anointed
in the king of all world. Before it will be, in November - December,
2004 should begin the Third World War and the global disasters.
In detail about it is spoken in the book: "Antichrist has come to preach! ",
which is published in the Internet on the Russian language, to the address:
http: // www.rusichi.net/antihrist.htm, and
http: // vremia-pokaiania.narod.ru
Lord waits for repentance from the people.
Excuse me, a sinful the slave of God is Oleg.

Yes, that's right. Who would have thought that a man who lived in a perspex box over the River Thames for 44 days would become the Beast? I can't read Russian, so I don't know if David Copperfield is his buddy the False Prophet.

Posted by david at September 14, 2004 10:43 PM | TrackBack
Comments

Mr. Little has yet another competitor! How funny... or sad, depending on the perspective.

Posted by: Jim N. at September 15, 2004 02:44 AM

LOLOLOLOL - should I consult Bishop Basil? My dad, who does read Russian, is just about convinced that every second person he sees on tv these days is in some relation to the Antichrist so you might be right about David Copperfield.

Posted by: Havdala at September 15, 2004 10:17 PM