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Saturday, May 17, 2003
 
It may appear from my mutterings and murmurings that there is not good on or about this island where I live. I know I have exploded the myth and legends held dear by various Americans, and I will no doubt continue to do so.

So what is good about the United Kingdom? First of all, let�s write off politics. But there�s more to life and the quality thereof than politics. This is especially true for Christians, because our citizenship is in heaven.

Three things come to mind when I think of what is Great about Britain.

The first is scenery. I took my parents for a drive today. We went from here to Ludlow, then across to Llandrindod Wells, and returned home. We drove though some of the loveliest countryside in the Marches and mid-Wales. I live in a truly beautiful place. All around me I am surrounded with reminders of the innate goodness of creation reflecting the glory of God which managed to shine through the fallen condition.

We often complain about the weather in Britain, how it is cool and rainy all the time. It was rainy all day today. But as my father wondered how the fields could be so green, my wife observed that they aren�t bleached and withered by the sun. Not only did this make sense, but it reminded me of why I prefer to live here. The temperature in my hometown today was around 95F. As an expat in the US, I can see what Tom Jones can sing with such conviction about the green, green grass of his home in South Wales.

The second great thing is sustenance. (I would have just said �food� but I needed an �s� word.) I know that Brit-food has a reputation for blandness. I suppose if you are talking about much of the native fare of roast dinner, bangers and mash, Lancashire hotpot, Cornish pasties, the full English breakfast, or even fish and chips, these are not know for their spiciness. Good solid meals, but admittedly a bit boring. What is great about British food is what could be called British Empire food.

Outside of large cities in the US, Indian food is virtually unknown. Here is everywhere. The main benefit of owning the recently relinquished Hong Kong? The proliferation of Chinese food. Where exactly did all the Turks come from? I don�t know, but they all own kebab shops here and I have elsewhere opined about my fondness for the doner kebab. To sample the real British cuisine you have to visit the restaurants and takeaways of a British town of any size.

Then there is the junk food. When it comes to chocolate, the US is not in the same league with the UK. There is so much more variety and it all tastes better. Then there�s biscuits. No not the kind you eat with gravy, butter, or jam. Over here, those are made a bit sweeter and called scones. �Oh, you mean cookies!� Well, American cookies are sold on the biscuit aisle of the supermarket. (That�s right, it takes a whole aisle of most supermarkets just for the biscuits.) But biscuits are different. And better. They have names like rich tea, hobnobs, digestives, Jammy Dodgers, fruit shorties, nice, and malted milk.

As a subset of junk food, are the beverages. Lemonade is a soft drink � or what are called �fizzy drinks� here. Then there�s Tango, in the traditional orange, as well as cherry, apples, and other flavours.

I�m out of time for today, so I�ll leave the last �S� for tomorrow. I�m sure that all these things seem rather superfluous, and you want to see something of substance. I'll be getting back to that idea of our citizenship in heaven.


Friday, May 16, 2003
 
For those who have been looking for something good to come out of this country...

Burglars are finally losing the right to sue the owners of houses they rob. Until now, home owners who haven't taken the needs of thieves into consideration and allowed them to be injured have been liable for compensation. For example, home owners have been sued when a burglar has been force to break glass to get into their home and then cuts himself. Apparently it is the fault of the householder for making access to difficult, giving the thief no other option.

A bill in now being drafted by the Home Office to change all this.

It is not clear, however, if home owners who are convicted of an offence in conjunction with the robbery will be convered by the legislation. In other words, I someone breaks into your house and you purposely injure them in the mistaken belief that you can use force to make them leave, they may still have the right to sue.


Thursday, May 15, 2003
 
I will not have a chance to blog today, so I want to direct your attention to my new website for your viewing pleasure: Avoid the RedLion in Avebury.

Wednesday, May 14, 2003
 
Give Us This Day Our Local Bread

In a protectionist move against foreign products, the owner of a bakery in the Isle of Man is calling for a ban on the importation of sliced bread. He seem to have support of the Island�s Trade and Industry minister, �who denied that pressure was being brought to bear on the supermarkets but admitted that the government could make importation difficult by insisted that products carried a baking date,� according to the Manx Independent.

The end of the bakery could mean the closure of the government-owned flour mill. The domestic production of baked good has declined dramatically in the IOM. According to Ramsey Bakery owner Jimmy Duncan, in 1972 there were 35 bakeries employing nearly 500 people, or just under one percent of the Island population. It seems to me that 35 bakeries for 60,000 people (the 1972 population) may mean that the Manx were answering the question of who ate all the pies.

I think Mr Duncan is overstating the case when he suggests that �People expect to be able to get fresh bread at a corner store. It would not happen overnight but over the next five years the majority of the Island's 43 convenience stores would go under.� However he is convinced that he has �thrown down the gauntlet to the Manx government. If they want a bakery in the Island they have got to come up with the means of ensuring its survival.�

Have Church, Will Travel

Our local church community is currently without a permanent home. We are dependent on the kindness of strangers to provide us with place to celebrate the Liturgy and other services. I may have found a solution!

The first inflatable church has been developed. It resembles a bouncy castle and holds around 60 people � far more than enough room for us. It includes a blow-up altar, pulpit and pews. I wonder if for the Orthodox these can be inflated separately, as we have no need for pews and the sermons are delivered from the ambo. It would have to be fire resistant as well, what with all the candles around and lampadas around. And of course we need a way to hang all the icons.

Demanding Cultural Conformity

Since it came to power, the Government has been trying to divorce that mainstay of some Asian cultures, the forced marriage. The latest attempt has been to raise the age at which a spouse can be brought to Britain from 16 to 18.

This means that even though 16 is the legal marriage age, not all marriages are equal. According to The Times, studies have shown that as many as 70 percent of marriages in the Pakistani and Bangladeshi communities are arranged, with the partners being based in the Pakistan and Bangladesh. The Home Office says this is because of mounting concern about the number of girls forced into marriage. This seems rather strange, since if anything, cultural ties are weakening with succeeding generations and if anything there would be fewer forced marriages than in the past.

Of course the new rules effect every marriage with a 16- or 17-year-old spouse because it doesn�t matter whether the marriage is forced, arranged, or true love. And it doesn�t matter what the country of origin of the spouse is. Of course it doesn�t affect marriages involving members of EU countries, since they are not subject to immigration restricts of any kind.

It also doesn�t make much sense, because the horror stories of forced marriage used as the examples by lobbyists are of British young women being tricked into leaving the UK and forced to stay in Asia. These new rules can do nothing to address the real problem.

But with the Government are you really surprised that show they are solving one problem they manufacture a different problem and address that?


Tuesday, May 13, 2003
 
More Local Government Bungling

I don�t know how I missed this one, but thanks to Jon Ray over at PC Watch for blogging on this story out of the Daily Telegraph and bringing it to my attention:

In another example of local government gone bad, Sefton Metropolitan Borough Council forced social workers Norah Ellis and Dawn Jackson out of their jobs because as Christians they are opposed to adoption by homosexual and lesbian couples. On top of that, it was done with a letter from the social services director that contained false information, which I can only reasonably construe was done to cover either his or the council�s collective posterior.

Adoption by homosexual couples was only legalized last November, but it didn�t take long for Sefton MBC to act. Before Christmas they both had letters claiming they had been formally interviewed and telling them they must reconsidered their opposition to gay adoption or face. If they didn�t, Charlie Barker told them, ��it is likely that I will have to terminate your employment.� This was because their attitude did not meet with the council�s objective of "promoting social inclusion, equality of access and opportunity". Unlike the letter claimed, however, neither had been interviewed, formally or otherwise.

You might think they can�t just do something like that. You�d be right. Mrs Ellis� husband is a partner in a Manchester law firm. However, the acrimonious battle which forced the council to back down made it untenable for the two social workers to return to their positions. Tom Ellis said, "We were fortunate enough to have the resources to fight this but the end result is that everybody has lost: Norah and Dawn, the council and most importantly, the children of Sefton."

The Private Sector Isn�t Exempt

Here in the UK, the result of a student�s entire secondary education is based upon their Graduate Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE) in each subject. Most of the GCSE grade is based upon exams taken during the summer of their 11th school year. Not being able to take GCSE exams can prove fatal to any further education or career.

A student in North London has been expelled from his �6,000-a-year private school and banned from taking his GCSE exams because he failed to show up for a school photograph. There were no classes scheduled Wednesday, so he was at home studying for these all important exams when he received a telephone call demanding that he be at the school within an hour. If he was not on time, he would not be able to sit the exams.

When he arrived late, he was expelled. His father then contacted other schools to see if he could take the exams there, but it was too late. Solicitors for the school openly admit he was expelled because his parents had telephoned other schools and had threatened to make the case public.

Beware of the Badgers

A rogue badger went on a rampage in Evesham, Worcestershire. Five people were attacked. One was suffered such injuries that he had to have skin graft on his hands and legs.

The problem seems to be that this was a tame badger. Wild badgers avoid people. However, the Vale Wildlife Rescue was vandalised and Boris the badger was let loose. Boris did not have the usual instinct to avoid people. Unfortunately, being in unfamiliar surroundings, Boris went nuts.

Sadly, he had to be put down.


Monday, May 12, 2003
 
No blog today, as I have just published my latest Mental Meandering.

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Sunday, May 11, 2003
 
I'm been short of blogging time this evening, as I have been building my new website about Avebury and the Red Lion (see Thursday's blog).

In the meantime, I want to send you over to St Stephen's Musings for some really good stuff from Karl Thienes. He has been blogging about, inter alia, Reformed Theology, political correctness, and one of the best things I've have read lately on the ordination of women.

I got a mention recently from Huw Raphael in his Doxos blog.

There is a new Orthodox blogger on the block: Robert's Cogitations. Robert is another former Reformed Protestant.